TL;DR: Donna receives mixed news as she and Michael cross the border, and Bones is anointed (with engine grease) and crowned a Canadian citizen. Mike and Taylor make it across in Maple trouble free. After being held up at secondary for questionable circumstances, Devon in the Targa is begrudgingly allowed back into Canada. We pull into Kitchener just in time to connect with our fellow four-wheeled parade floats, and the convoy drives to City Hall. Exhausted and happy (dazed and confused) we bid each other goodbye (for now).
And as Michael likes to say to me, "Diversity is the spice of life, baby! Next only to Sriracha, which is the only thing better than ketchup."